Luke wanted to start "Evil Movie Quote Monday," but this is all he could find. I said we'd try it out, but my therapist says I'm often a negative influence.

“Evil will triumph because good is dumb.”
Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis)
Spaceballs

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$kip provided our quote for today. No that's not a typo, it was signed that way. I constantly strive to remain true to the artists intentions.

“Only after disaster can we be resurrected.”
Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt)
Fight Club

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Nina reported in (sorry) with this quote...I quit for today.

Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy



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Greg offers this compromise for Serious Movie Quote Friday. If you don't want a funny quote, just think of any other line from this movie. Sorry for making you work more.

“I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.”
Lone Watie (Chief Dan George)
The Outlaw Josey Wales

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Jonathan's favorite movies always offer lighthearted views towards one's occupation. It's always important to take a step back and enjoy the finer things in life.

“Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.”
Clemenza (Richard S. Castellano)
Godfather I

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Zach sent in today's quote with an invitation to his new gallery showing. I'll try to be there, Zach, but I'm not a huge fan of neo-postmodernistic transgressive destructivism.

“Blinkin! Fix your boobs; you look like a bleedin' Picasso!”
Scarlet (Matthew Porretta)
Robin Hood: Men in Tights

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Dana loves pirates, but hates cowboys. While I support her choice, I think that's just plain crazy.

“I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly.”
Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp)
Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

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Barry sent in today's quote with a list of his Top 10 Favorite Camp stories. #5 Barry?! Are you serious?! If I had room on my desk there would be a miniature statue of you.

“Yikes- I think I've got a fish in my pants!!! Oh - wait - it's just me.”

Meatballs II

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Andrew needed to CPR after reciting today's quote in one breath. Leave it to the pros, man...leave it to the pros.

“I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
French Soldier (John Cleese)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Shannon and I had some disagreement as to just how many Os "poon" should have. Needless to say we compromised at 5. I never want to see the letter 'O' again.

“I need some pooooon!”
Andy Stitzer (Steve Carell)
40 Year Old Virgin

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Randy and Shirley MacLaine once had a 17 hour fling in Cabo, Mexico in the mid-Eighties. My therapist says to stop lying. I said I'd try.

“You're gonna need a lot of drinks.”
Garrett Breedlove (Jack Nicholson)
Terms of Endearment

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While the movie quoted is anything but funny, Christina recognizes the importance of maintaining a proper funny to serious ratio.

“Witches in days gone by were roasted just like my Vienna sausage.”
Heather Donahue (Heather Donahue)
The Blair Witch Project

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It was this quote that help Mondo through the hard times and helped to straighten things out.

“Refund?! Refund?!”
Dennis Christopher's Dad (Paul Dooley)
Breaking Away

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Marty grew up in a small town in northern Wales. The son of a goat-herder and a school teacher, it was his dream to come to the...nevermind.

“Dying ain't much of a living boy!”
Josey Wales (Clint Eastwood)
The Outlaw Josie Wales

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Nate apologizes that this quote isn't from Caddyshack. I won't though, nor with I share my Chili-Cheese Fritos.

“Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's something unusual.”
John Winger (Bill Murray)
Stripes

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Dillon was trying for the 'Serious Movie Quote' Trifecta, but despite the weighty message of this film, this quote has a decidedly comedic impact. No dice.

“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.”
Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt)
Fight Club

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Tyler was so excited about "Serious Movie Quote Friday" he wanted to extend it all weekend long.

“What do we leave behind when we cross each frontier? Each moment seems split in two; melancholy for what was left behind and the excitement of entering a new land.”
Ernesto Guevara de la Serna (Gael García Bernal)
The Motorcycle Diaries

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Thanks to Frank for reminding me that Friday is 'Serious Quote Day.' My numbers would have been way off otherwise.

“Burn rubber, not your soul.”
Smoke (Laurence Fishburne)
Biker Boyz

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Something was screwy with our fax machine this morning when Nathan sent over his quote. I thought he was the IRS and rejected it five times. You can never be too careful.

“I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.”
Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell)
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

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Vin "Unleaded" reported in with this quote. I can't believe I said that. It's so dumb. I would change it but I can't think of anything else to say.

“Like I told my last wife, I said, 'Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes.'”
Jack Burton (Kurt Russell)
Big Trouble in Little China

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Mike tried to relay this quote to me over the phone but finally gave up and texted it in. Thanks Mike and you owe me 10 cents for the texto.

“Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.”
Simone (Kristy Swanson)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off

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Mike had a lot to say about this quote. Unfortunately, in order to keep our "T: Teen" rating, we had to edit everything but the articles "A" and "The" and the verb "Was".

“Get to da choppa.”
Dutch (Arnold 'The Governator' Schwarzenegger)
Predator

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Jay sent us this beautiful Sunday quote. I don't usually say 'beautiful', but I had to. Sorry about it.

“Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly.”
Jeremy Grey (Vince Vaughn)
Wedding Crashers

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For the first time in history we have two movie quotes on two consecutive days delivered by someone with the name Ryan. Write that down.

“You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.”
Uncle Lewis (William Hickey)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

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Ryan dropped this quote off this morning. He had it packed in the weekend survival kit he made for his trip to the in-laws. It didn't contain a rope, but a flask of Jack, bus fare, and three granola bars.

“Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.”
Boondock Saints

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Bob is a firm believer that Thursday movie quotes should be introspective. He also believes in children becuase children are our future.

“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die. ”
Auric Goldfinger (Gert Fröbe)
Goldfinger

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David offered this quote today. Note: The important parts are in ALL CAPS!!!

“A dream to some. A NIGHTMARE TO OTHERS!!!”
Merlin (Nicol Williamson)
Excalibur

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Andrew agrees that not all movie quotes should be funny, but that the perfect ratio is in fact 93.4 to 6.6, funny to serious. I had to check that on a calculator.

“The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude.”
Walter Sobchak (Dan Goodman)
The Big Lebowski

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William woke up this morning wondering what it was all about. He sent in this quote with hopes of finding out. Sorry man, I don't know.
Someone please take that and write a song. Or don't.

“The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.”
Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey)
Dazed and Confused

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Kyle came out of early movie quote retirement to bring us this one.

“What we do in life, echoes in eternity!”
Maximus (Russel Crowe)
Gladiator

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Curt wanted to have this quote posted for his birthday. Happy Birthday?!?!.

Achoo: Hey, Blinkin!
Blinkin: Did you say "Abe Lincoln"?
Robin Hood: Men in Tights

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