This quote was in a slightly different form when J.C. sent it in. Sorry...my primary allegiance is to the movies...they raised me like a second mother. I'm going back to therapy.

Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of s%!t, man.
Dumb and Dumber

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John's uncle was the one who decided that they should put the exclamation point on "Airplane." The movie grossed 100 million more because of it. Do you believe that?!

“There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?”
Elaine Dickinson (Julie Hagerty)
Airplane!

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Ian hand-typed today's movie quote. At least that's how I'll remember it.

“Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.”
V (Hugo Weaving)
V for Vendetta

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I don't think Mark's quote today wins Shortest Movie Quote Ever, but I think it does qualify him for Shortest Movie Quote in a While.

“Live in the now.”
Garth Algar (Dana Carvey)
Wayne's World

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I like people with sweet monikers. They make my job much easier. Thanks Frankazoda.

“You're gonna need a bigger boat.”
Brody (Roy Scheider)
Jaws

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Nina thought she'd share the hearty guffaw she had at this Adam Sandler quip.

Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just got and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?
Happy Gilmore

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Maura has two cats, three dogs, and a parakeet named Theodore. That has nothing AND everything to do with this movie quote. I'm sorry, my coffee-maker broke.

“Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.”
Harry Burns (Billy Crystal)
When Harry Met Sally

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In particular, Marc likes to send in movie quotes about bad ideas. I thought this one was a bad idea too at first, but then I started to really think about it.

“I'm thiking about getting metal legs. It's a risky opperation but it'll be worth it.”
JP (Joel Moore)
Grandmas Boy

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Jake sent me this quote this morning. I spilled coffee on it a couple times and almost thought he was quoting The Ewok Adventure.

“We've been coming to the same party for 12 years now, and in no way is that depressing.”
Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell)
Anchorman

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Jared was a bit worried about this quote being taken out of context. Unfortunately, I don't know how to put things into context. I just never learned.

“I was born a poor black child.”
Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)
The Jerk

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Sarah called in before sending this quote to make sure we didn't hold any views against mixing religion and movies. I guess we don't.

“I mean come on Mary, you're not born a "gay." You're born again.”
Hilary Faye (Mandy Moore)
Saved

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Cindy's advice for this quote was that is might not appropriate. I decided that since the movie was PG-13, it was ok. But really, if you're 12, maybe go check out our playlists or something. Sorry about that.

“I have laid more pipe in this town than Wabashaw Plumbing.”
John Gustafson (Jack Lemmon)
Grumpy Old Men

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Jessica recently had one of those "life-altering experiences." She wouldn't be more specific, but she has vowed only to eat foods that start with the letter "G." She was also kind enough to send in today's quote, although I don't know if that has anything to do with the first thing. I just don't know.

“I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.”
Lloyd Dobbler (John Cusack)
Say Anything

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Bob and I were watching a documentary about bears last night when he sprung this quote on me. I said he wasn't even paying attention to the show. He said that bears just make him think of fish.

Crush: Oh, he lives. Hey, dude!
Marlin: Oh... What happened?
Crush: Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..."
Marlin: What are you talking about?
Crush: You, Mini-Man, takin' on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome.
Marlin: Oh, my stomach. Ohh.
Crush: Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, ok? Just waxed it.

Finding Nemo

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Rick was going to have his quote on the first ever Movie Quote podcast, but I get nervous in front of a mic and there were some "complications."

“Don't call me Buddy, Pal or Sweetheart”
Jonathan Hemlock (Clint Eastwood)
The Eiger Sanction

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Kelly said she would have sent this quote yesterday, but she went on an overnight, 18-hour MySpace binge and woke up this morning with the 'F1' and 'shift' keys in her mouth.

“You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.”
Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrel)
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

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Adam, who no doubt studied with on of the greatest movie quoters of all time, the Italian, Rocco Bruno, brings us this gem.

“Remember, if you don't do it this year, you'll be one year older when you do.”
Warren Miller
Storm

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Andrew sent his quote in today on a folded, half sheet of paper. I feel like the other half must have contained a map to treasure.

“Damn the Man. Save the Empire!”
Mark (Ethan Embry)
Empire Records

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Matt sent in the second movie quote in a row from an actor named John. If you know anything crazier than that, keep it to yourself cause I'm already freaking out.

“Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.”
Walter Sobchak (John Goodman)
The Big Lebowski

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Katie has the honor of being today's "Provider of the Movie Quote." As some might recall, there was once a time-honored tradition of bestowing gifts and cakes to the honoree in such an event. Since then we've had some dramatic budget "restructuring" and now I just sit here and eat a Movie Quote Cupcake by myself.

“It's MOG! Not MAWG! Like M from man and OG from dog!! MOG!!!”
Barfolemew 'Barf' (John Candy)
Spaceballs

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Beth thinks that people should either love or hate this movie. So you hear that those of you on the fence? Time to shape up or ship out!

“You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?”
Rex (Diedrich Bader)
Napoleon Dynamite

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Drew and I thought it would be fun to test out "Stark Reality Movie Quote Wednesday." What does everyone think?

“Its been a bad year; the next one will probably be worse.”
Mulay Achmed Mohammed el-Raisuli the Magnificent (Sean Connery)
The Wind and the Lion

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Taylor's idea of a good way to send in today's Movie Quote was to have his little sister call it in. It was cute and all, but if I weren't well versed in translating 6 year-old girl speak, this quote would have had a pony in it.

“I'm going on an overnight drunk and in ten days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.”
Steve Zissou (Bill Murray)
The Life Aquatic

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Nina brought us todays quote. She understands how we like to combine entertainment and advice here at Moosejaw.

Dan Mott: I must have been crazy. I... All right. This trip is officially over. This is finished! Let's, let's just go home.
Tom Marshall: I agree. That's a great decision. All we gotta do is jump up over that 100-foot waterfall, swim upstream 20 miles, get the sheriff on the phone ... he liked us, I remember. And he'll send out a rescue boat. And ... Hey there's a beer in the river. Cool.

-Without A Paddle

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Alec brought us this quote appropriate for our Sunday reflection...you know...in whatever way you choose to reflect.

Andrew Largeman: Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.
Albert: Thank you, and Hey, you too

Garden State

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Laura sent in this quote not realizing that in fact, Moosejaw is a business, full of businessmen. Sometimes they even get really dressed up and wear closed-toe sandals.

“Even businessmen, who rob and cheat and steal from people everyday, even they have to pay taxes.”
Lennie Pike (Jonathan Winters)
It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World

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Laura sent in this quote not realizing that in fact, Moosejaw is a business, full of businessmen. Sometimes they even get really dressed up and wear closed-toe sandals.

“Even businessmen, who rob and cheat and steal from people everyday, even they have to pay taxes.”
Lennie Pike (Jonathan Winters)
It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World

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See below for Joseph's recommendation for movie quote. Remember, it's just a recommendation, any personal injury resulting from it's use cannot be blamed on him.

“Don't you decorate your sister's car with condoms...it's tacky!”
M'Lynn Eatenton (Sally Field)
Steel Magnolias

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Jenn from accounts receivable sent this over today. Sorry, Jenn doesn't actually work here, I just thought I'd try to be cool. Sorry again.

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ee-ana-jaad. Nayanajaad.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... Until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... Well why don't you just go by mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should i change? He's the one who sucks.

Office Space

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Joey's quote today came in a plain manilla envelope postmarked from Peru. What are you running from man?

“I'm a virgin, have been all my life.”
Andy Stitzer (Steve Carell)
The 40 Year Old Virgin

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