Alexis asks you to quietly or boisterously enjoy this movie quote with her. If you don't for some reason, her email address is not iloveliloandstitch@liloandstich.com. It isn't I swear.


Hula Teacher:Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo:It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...
Hula Teacher:"Pudge" is a fish?
Lilo:And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said "a tuna sandwich". I can't give Pudge tuna.
[whispering]
Lilo:Do you know what tuna IS?
Hula Teacher:Fish?
Lilo:[hysterical] It's fish. If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination. I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... Stinkin' tuna.
Hula Teacher:Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?
Lilo:[calm] Pudge controls the weather.


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I would have posted this much earlier, but I had to translate Scott's quote from Swahili. Don't ask. I did and it was such a boring story. Sorry.

“One of you turds is gonna get smacked in the mouth!”
Texas Ranger (Grayson Russell)
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

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Lucas was in such a hurry, he FedEx Overnighted this movie quote. I didn't get paid to say that, but I should.

“Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!”
President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

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I found Carole's movie quote stuck under a stack of old ATM receipts. I'm sorry, I just like to check my balance a lot.

“Orange whip? Orange whip?...Three orange whips.”
Burton Mercer (John Candy)
The Blues Brothers

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Joe knows that nothing makes me happier than a well formatted quote. Call me old fashioned. Wait, don't. My Ex did and look were we are now. Don't look.

“Get busy living or get busy dying.”
Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins)
Shawshank Redemption

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Nora, today's quoter, was born to run with the gazelles and swim with the dolphins, but has since traded in that life for a better paying day job.

“...I was born to speak all mirth and no matter.”
Beatrice (Emma Thompson)
Much Ado About Nothing

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Julie sends in our second "Frat Pack" quote in a row. I have a sneaking suspicion that people may like seeing their movies. Sneaking.

“Help me, Jesus! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me!”
Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell)
Talladega Nights

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Robbie, today's quoter, is currently a med student working towards a residency in Neurosurgery. He's got goals, oh yes he does. Sorry for being such a liar.

“I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell you, it feels phenomenal!”
Peter La Fleur (Vince Vaughn)
Dodgeball

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Carlos woke up this morning at 5:30am to send us this movie quote. He's back in bed now though, so don't bother him until noon.

“I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up.”
Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey)
American Beauty

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Carly definitely had some things to say about this movie. If you're wondering why I didn't include them, it's because there was a bad word. That's why.

“There's no certainty - only opportunity.”
V (Hugo Weaving)
V for Vendetta

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Jason knows M*A*S*H isn't a movie, but he really loves this quote and provided this setup: “I love the episode when Charles Winchester had a toothache and was moaning alot. My favorite quote is:”

“BJ, don't forget, in the morning it's your turn to milk Charles.”
Captain Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce (Donald Sutherland)
M*A*S*H

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Sean is kind of sorry for making you read this, but he's kind of not.

“What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad, that's amazing.”
Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell)
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

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Kate's our quoter for today and rightfully so since she sent in this quote. Please don't listen to me anymore.

“I'm gonna bounce back... and when I do, I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big, it's gonna make you puke.”
Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)
The Jerk

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Our quoter today, Caroline, wasn't a tomboy per se, but she did collect baseball cards up until her mom threw them all out when she went to college... I just cried a little there.

“You're killin me smalls.”
Ham Porter (Patrick Renna)
The Sandlot

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Not only is Madeline the first person to quote this film, but she was also the first person in her family to see it 5 times. That's not true.

“Pain is your friend. It means you're alive.”
John McLoughlin (Nicolas Cage)
World Trade Center

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Matt wanted to give this quote some setup, but I vetoed it and added a signing statement whereby he has to buy me a smoothie every other Monday. That doesn't make any sense and I'm sorry.

“Harry, I took care of it.”
Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
Dumb and Dumber

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Angie's father was a champion big game hunter, but he doesn't have any trophy animal heads to proove it. None of that is true and I don't know why I said it. Thank you for the quote.

“A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.”
Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers)
Wayne's World

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Before getting to the movie quote, Adam and I were discussing the last time each of us were on the battlefield knee-deep in political revolution... Good times.

“The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight, it's drawn the finest people.”
Stephen (David O'Hara)
Braveheard

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Commendable job to Ryan on his movie quote formatting. If I were a crier, I would still be wiping away tears, but I'm not.

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
Raoul Duke (Johnny Depp)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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Phil got a bit cheeky on us today. We don't want to like it, but we kind of do.

“Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.”
Rhett Butler (Clark Gable)
Gone with the Wind

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Sometimes we like to take "Serious Movie Quote Day" and stretch it to "Downright Evil Day." Sven figured himself as just the man to do it.

“...the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him.”
Marv (Mickey Rourke)
Sin City

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Jo Ellen, our quoter for today, once held a professorial position at the Oxford school of Rhetoric. Or not, I can never keep these names straight.

Elaine: Your sister just used the F word.
William: I think she said 'feck'.
Elaine: What's the difference?
William: The letter 'U'.

Almost Famous

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