Plopperton was a budding child star until realizing his true potential as a crossing guard. Personally, I could think of a better choice. Also, I don't know how I'd get to work otherwise.
“Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.”
Dirk Calloway (Mason Gamble)
Rushmore
Lola
Moosejaw.com
“Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.”
Dirk Calloway (Mason Gamble)
Rushmore
Lola
Moosejaw.com
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